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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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