What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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