- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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