- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Knock knock It's open, come in

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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