roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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