- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Bob Saget that is all

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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