- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

roses are red violets are indigo

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

whats white jizz

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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