- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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