why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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An Aisian failed a test

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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gay pom...

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

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