Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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