- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

c-? men, C-men

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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