- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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the WNBA.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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