- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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