why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Anti Joke

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