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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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