What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Badabing.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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