- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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