a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What comes after 69? 70

you dint have to be a jew matt

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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