- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab ?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

the redsox

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What comes after 69? 70

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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