- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

adam hodgson !

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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