How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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