What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

You should read the Terms of Service.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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