Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Maths.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What do you call two dog? dogs

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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