- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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