- Anti Joke

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Have you ever heard of a goose?

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

7+5=12

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look