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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

what do you call obama a dumbass

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.