A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Womens Rights

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

The Morman Religion.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Ben Affleck

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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