- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Knock, Knock Come in

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Albino African Americans

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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