- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Badabing.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Guess what? You guessed it.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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