Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

The FCC

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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