I'm gay.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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