There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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