What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Bitch

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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