- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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