What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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roak

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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