How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Caca.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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My parents died!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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