What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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SHUT UP JP

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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penis

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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