- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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