- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Go away still nothing to see

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Death by kayak

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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