- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

My parents died!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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