How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

my penis

5 people are walking

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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