On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's two plus two? Window

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Rush Limbaugh

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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