- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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