What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

oh hey.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

dry handjob

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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