- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

My spelling is horrible

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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