- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

This is funny.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

hi

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

NEVER

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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