How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Badabing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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