- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I was watching Fox news.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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