Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

You idiot.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't he finish his

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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