A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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