- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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