What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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