What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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