A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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