- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Boner

osama bin laden is dead

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

There once was this guy and he fell down

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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