- Anti Joke

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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