- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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