- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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