Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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hashtags suck balls

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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