what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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