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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Nobody cares maddie!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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