- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Christianity.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is black and looks like a person A black person

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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