what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

XD Jackass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Sir, your wife is dead

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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