Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Bitch

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Alex Gedrose.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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ur mum

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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