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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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