- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

The WNBA.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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