I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Cliterus

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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