- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Leave. Now.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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