- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Half life 3 confirmed

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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