- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I walk into a bar...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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