What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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