jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

pretty soon we'll all be dead

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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