Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

I have read the terms and conditions

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...