- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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