Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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