- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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