- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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