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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

The holocaust

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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