Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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