how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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