- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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